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Friday, September 19, 2008

today i feel soo suckish..having a fucking soar throat..

stayed at home babysitting..-_-
chat2 and habbo..
and MaryJane entertain me with some funny stupid joke..lol
she make my day, i was laughing like a crazy moron..:D
soo i gonna post some jokes to make u guys laugh or whatever..
if u guys find it boring..suit yourself..take care..have fun reading it.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Ok thats not all...lol..here come the most funniest one.
i bet you, this is the greatest compo u will ever read..lol

click the pic to read it

Best Compo Ever